Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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