White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
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