I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
What did we do last night that was yellow?
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
this will be a night to untag.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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