I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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