My nipple is on Facebook.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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