I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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