What did we do last night that was yellow?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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