This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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