If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
