She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
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What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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