we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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