Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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