Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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