went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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