I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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