Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
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