Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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