Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Actions speak louder than pants.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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