her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
home. puking in laundry basket.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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