Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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