His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
