he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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