I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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