8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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