A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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