Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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