I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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