please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
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