Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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