ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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