That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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