i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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