hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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