It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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