I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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