New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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