Have you finally orgasmed yet?
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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