will power is for people who don't want to get laid
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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