they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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