Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
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