I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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