yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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