awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i will never coherently bang her
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
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