i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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