i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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