he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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