You're completely useless in the revolution.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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