I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
