I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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