Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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